| Mr. Krupp: "Doctor, last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before, I
dreamed I was a wigwam!" |
| Doctor: "You need to relax; you’re two tents!" |
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| Mr. Krupp: "What’s your favorite state, George?" |
| George: "Mississippi". |
| Mr. Krupp: "How do you spell Mississippi?" |
| George: "Ummm.... I like Ohio much better!" |
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| Mr. Krupp: "Harold, how do you spell ‘Mississippi’?" |
| Harold: "Wrong." |
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| Harold: "Hey Mom, I got 100% in school today!" |
| Harold’s Mom: "Congratulations, dear. In what subject?" |
| Harold: "I got 50% in English, and 50% in history!" |
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| Harold: "Mr. Krupp, would you punish us for something we didn’t do?" |
| Mr. Krupp: "Of course not!" |
| George: "Great! We didn’t do our homework!" |
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| Mr. Krupp: "George, you were supposed to write a five page report on milk, but your
report is only half-a-page long! What gives?!!?" |
| George: "I was writing about condensed milk." |
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| Mr. Krupp: "So, Harold, how do you like school?" |
| Harold: "Closed." |
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| Mr. Krupp: "George, didn’t you miss school yesterday?" |
| George: "No, not at all!" |
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| Mr. Krupp: "Harold, I hope I didn’t just see you looking at George’s answers!" |
| Harold: "I hope you didn’t either!" |
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| Harold: "Did you hear the one about the baseball player, the poison ivy, and the spider
with thirteen legs?" |
| George: "No." |
| Harold: "Me neither." |
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| George: "What’s the difference between a toilet and a refrigerator?" |
| Harold: "I don’t know." |
| George: "Ummm...remind me to never eat over at your house!" |
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| Harold: "I know a person who thinks he’s an owl." |
| George: "Who?" |
| Harold: "Make that two people." |
